actually, I'm a sock model
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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