i just google imaged poop.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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