Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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