When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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