I wish I only lived at night.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i dont even know how to be here
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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