i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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