My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
im on a boat
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