Yo dont text me then not text me
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
