so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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