I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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