I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
