I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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