This girl is more easily done than said...
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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