"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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