Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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