I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
pray to the hookup gods
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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