This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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