About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
