i just google imaged poop.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
