Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Help. Why am I so naked?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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