don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I need to calm my uterus...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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