First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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