girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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