i would punch a child for taco bell
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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