Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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