just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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