i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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