Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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