i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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