so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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