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it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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