So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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