And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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