i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You brought string cheese to the strip club
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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