Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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