I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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