I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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