quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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