Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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