butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
My life is pants optional.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I think i got beer on your cat.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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