I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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