week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize