so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
