He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
do herpes really smell.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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