grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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