And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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