so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize