i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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