Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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