When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well most of my day revolves around power hour
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Randomize
