absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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