Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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