"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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