Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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