member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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