Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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