Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize