I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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