oh god the rape fog is back!
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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