Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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