Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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