Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Plan B is the new Plan A
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
