goodnight i made you a song goodbye
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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