Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
